1. This coworker:
i just sneezed and it's only me and my coworker sitting in silence and she didn't say bless you??? excuse me do u even know who i am
2. This Uber driver:
Asked my uber driver how long heโs been uber driving and he said โI never startedโ and then I laughed and then he didnโt laugh & then we rode in silence for 10 minutes and then I sneezed & he said โwhat was that sound you just madeโ and I said โa sneezeโ & he said โokayโ. 5 stars
3. This girlfriend:
4. And this (ex-)boyfriend:
my bf is refusing to say bless u after i sneezed.. taking boyfriend applications๐
5. These rude classmates:
I JUST SNEEZED AND NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN MY CLASS SAID BLESS YOU. OMG! THE PROFESSOR STOPPED LECTURING FOR A GOOD 6 SECONDS AFTER IT AND JUST NO ONE SAID ANYTHING!! YO FUCK THESE FAKE ASS BITCHES
6. And these classmates too:
I just sneezed in class and no one blessed me
7. These library dwellers:
I just sneezed loudly at the car dealership in STL and no one said โGod Bless youโ. I may never recover from this moment as my hope for mankind is slowly eroding.
8. And these library people too:
Just sneezed in the library and no one blessed me. I applaud their dedication to silence but I need blessings in here above most places.
9. These attendees:
I went an atheist meet-up once and we were discussing an article but then I sneezed and there was just this long, awkward silence.
10. This ungrateful girl:
This girl just sneezed next to me in class and I blessed her n not even 30 seconds later I sneezed and it was complete silence. Bitch Iโm taking back my blessing, tf
11. And this one, too:
i just said bless you to this girl who sneezed sitting next to me and she straight up stared at me in silence
12. These Canadians:
I just sneezed in Canada in front of like 30 people and nobody said bless you - wow Canada I had you ALL WRONG
13. These family members:
i just sneezed so hard and no one in my family said bless u they all fake ๐๐๐ฝ
14. And lastly, this wife:
My husband just sneezed, and, when I didn't say "Bless you," he death-stared at me and said, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
IN CONCLUSION, IF SOMEONE SNEEZES, SAY BLESS YOU. BYE!
