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    14 Fails From January That Are Hysterical

    Feat. colonic fails, typos, and wrong texts.

    1. This typo:

    Julius Caesar’s senators on 15th March 44 BC

    2. This hilarious Netflix glitch:

    Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated.

    3. And this hilarious wrong DM:

    i got this dm at fucking 12:30 this morning and i’m still thinking about it

    4. This failure on all fronts:

    Is it just me or does this math not work out https://t.co/Whnlb4beaB

    5. This whole situation:

    Hayi hayi they Robed my child how could this be possible?

    6. This "chips and cheese":

    Asked for chips and cheese. Wetherspoons hand me this. Kids are all crying. Pints been thrown. The Mrs has been arrested. Raging

    7. And this unseasoned chicken:

    Y’all wanna get upset by the lack of seasoning on my boyfriends roommates chicken with me

    8. This rejection:

    Yesterday she said "No" so am wearing my Shit 💔💔

    9. This safety failure (!!!):

    I asked TSA agent if I should take out my laptop out of its case and she said “I don’t care, I’m not getting paid”

    10. And this sympathy failure:

    ladies get a man tht treats u like a queen when ur sick

    11. This failed opener:

    I love a good opening line on Tinder 🙏🏻

    12. And this failed flirtation:

    13. This delivery fail:

    14. And finally, this EPIC FAIL, omg:

    Oh my god, I’m reading a yelp review of a colonics place and this woman was mad that her appointment was cut short because she clogged the machine, which, oh my god, NIGHTMARE, but also the owner manages to just dunk on her in the nicest but also funniest way??? It’s wild.

    (Read here.)