1. This bad notetaker:
My prof started our lecture by telling us he canceled the last two classes because he has been suffering from depression and this dude beside me types “prof is depressed :(“ as his first bullet point lmaoo
2. This very un-helpful review:
what a helpful recipe commenter
3. This hilarious typo:
4. This high fail:
Know I’m high I done poured this shit in the washing machine all ova my clothes 😭
5. This bonkers fight:
No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am
6. This hug fail:
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and just gently said “my crackers” while waiting for the hug to end
7. And this bonkers argument:
I cannot believe I just had an argument with my girlfriend bc I said I wouldn’t fancy her if she didn’t have any skin
8. This hilarious fail of a response:
I’m at Sephora and the makeup artist asked this woman if she was allergic to anything and she said “shrimp”
9. And this shoveling fail that turned out to be a win:
I told my kid to shovel the snow. I checked my video cam to make sure he was doing it. This is what I see. #michigansnow
10. This boyfriend's makeup fail:
I sent my bf to pick up some concealer for me and I told him to show it to me on his hand so I could see the color. This is what he sent me lol
11. This slip and fall:
12. And this pizza fail:
13. This prank:
a girl on snapchat thinks i’m Cole Sprouse also i’ve never seen Riverdale
14. And lastly, this call out (OMG):
