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This band posted this bonkers status:
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This woman posted this about her sugar daddy:
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This girlfriend changed her captions to shade her boyfriend's ex:
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This girl promoted her own shady tweet:
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This grandma took it to level 100 on Facebook:
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This may not count as social media, but these messages from Jesus on Tinder are amazing:
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This woman wanted to be the only Maureen Johnson:
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This mom definitely wanted to make this woman feel guilty:
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This person tweeted a pic of Lil Wayne mid-sexting:
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This dad proudly tweeted this picture of his son hanging on the Wall of Shame at the liquor store:
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This mom left this savage comment:
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And last but not least, this girl shared this story of her mm discovering she has her nipples pierced: