1. This rejection:
Woman in the library asked to borrow my charger. She used it for an hour or so then told me "thanks, add me on fb" and literally guided me, looking at my laptop over my shoulder, to her profile. I sent a request bc it felt awkward not to and now I see she rejected the request
2. This nest:
Whenever I mess up an experiment I just think of what a pigeon considers a successful nest
3. This mom's interruption:
I just did a zoom book talk with 100+ ppl and my mother came on and wrote this in the comments:
4. This mishap:
I ain’t never seen a car tear an ACL 😂
5. This honest response:
Not even gonna lie
6. This interaction:
ma’am? 😭 https://t.co/ARB9A00B5l
7. This randomly rude message:
love being single 🥰
8. This whole moment:
ah yes i love american cuisine
9. This habit:
Been messaging Arby’s for no reason
10. This panicked dog:
When that lady moved the trash can she lost it
11. This crucial missing item:
the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe
12. And lastly, this whole sign saga:
andrea, pls,,