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9 Signs You're Totally Dating A Cougar

Here are 9 surefire ways to tell if that special lady you're dating is actually a cougar.

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1

She runs at a top estimated speed between 64 and 80 km/h, or 40 and 50 mph.

She runs at a top estimated speed between 64 and 80 km/h, or 40 and 50 mph.

2

Her primary food sources include, but are not limited to, elk, moose, deer, sheep and sometimes domestic cattle and horses.

Her primary food sources include, but are not limited to, elk, moose, deer, sheep and sometimes domestic cattle and horses.

3

You met her somewhere between the Canadian Yukon and the southern Andes of South America.

You met her somewhere between the Canadian Yukon and the southern Andes of South America.

4

Her binomial name is Puma concolo, but you can't help but call her cougar.

Her binomial name is Puma concolo, but you can't help but call her cougar.

5

She has powerful forequarters that help her grasp and hold onto large prey.

She has powerful forequarters that help her grasp and hold onto large prey.

6

This is what her kids look like.

This is what her kids look like.

7

Every time you talk to her, she doesn't talk back because she is a large cat and doesn't speak English.

Every time you talk to her, she doesn't talk back because she is a large cat and doesn't speak English.

8

You took her on a date to a movie, and the guy at the movie theater said, "You can't bring that cougar in here, because she is an animal and this movie theater is for people."

You took her on a date to a movie, and the guy at the movie theater said, "You can't bring that cougar in here, because she is an animal and this movie theater is for people."

9

She looks like this.

She looks like this.

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