We've seen a ton of posts on how teachers, parents, and concerned adults should explain the election of Donald J. Trump to their kids. But what about those of us who want to celebrate the election by explaining it to our guns? Where's that post? Ask, and you shall be BuzzFed.
There are only two guarantees when it comes to the upcoming winter season. One, you’re going to have roughly six and a half billion conversations regarding the weather. Two, all of these conversations will happen through chapped, cracked, and freeze charred lips. But don’t fret, this guide is here to show you how to put on lip balm without looking like a complete psychopath.
It can be so hard to find that perfect book for the summer. You know the one. Something light, impossible to put down and the kind of story that stays with you for a long time! But don’t fret my literary explorer, because here are some tips on how to pick out the perfect summer beach read!
Kids these days. In 2015, we’ve already seen some crazy and absolutely mind-blowingly insane teenage fads, so I put together a list of the few I think might be sticking around a while.
Hasbro is replacing a toy in their Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain set after angry parents complained it resembled a penis. Here are 7 other kids toys that should make those parents mad cause they look like a penises.
We brought in a bunch of real couples and asked them to think about obscure and wild sex positions. Right when you could tell they were really thinking about it, our horny camera guy Todd snapped a hot shot. The rest, as Neapolitan Boner-part says, is sex history.
9 Things Only The Two Humanoid Robots Pretending To Be High Ranking U.S. Government Officials Understand
If you are reading this, then you are the other humanoid robot pretending to be a high ranking official of the U.S. Government programmed with the singular mission of helping to bring on the collapse of this nation and introduce the beginning of the robot majority on planet Earth. These are a collection of grievances I have encountered that I believe only you will understand.
Seven Things Obama’s Army Of Liberal Scientists Says We Shouldn’t Eat (But That I Think We Should Eat Anyway!)
If you’re like me, you are tired of the government-owned liberal media telling you what you should and should not eat. This hole in my head is mine and I’ll put whatever I want in it. If I wanted your opinion Bum-rack No-Bama, I would call 9-1-1 and ask for it! Here are seven things I’m tired of being told I shouldn’t eat.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio, better known as Pope Francis, is easily our horniest and most sexual pope. Need proof? Then you've come to the right BuzzFeed article. Here are 7 Pope Francis quotes that will turn you on.
Ebola has landed stateside, which has scared the pants off of Americans all across the country. So it is important that now, more than ever, we remember the time tested saying, "Honey-child, it could always be worse."
I haven't seen the music video yet, but if these GIFs I found randomly online when I searched for "Anaconda GIFs" are any indication, this song is one hell of a ride.
A new ad campaign is asking Chicago commuters to come to St. Louis for a "weekend quickie”, with the hopes of enticing young adults from Chicago to visit this summer. Without being asked, I’ve created advertisements for other cities around the country using the time tested idea that sex always sells.
Life doesn't have to be hard! Try these essential life hacks and make living a breeze!!!
These are some hilarious things this dog would say if she could talk.
I got stuck in an elevator with a bunch of strangers for six and a half minutes and did some pretty silly things. Thought I might feel better if I just BuzzFeed-ed them out of my system.
It can be hard to admit when the love of a marriage has disappeared. Here are 9 signs that maybe what was, is no more.
Everyone wants to know which celebrities are going to have a baby, I just wanted to know which celebrities used to be a baby. And trust me, I didn't believe this list either, but every single celebrity you see below used to be a baby. The fun comes trying to guess which one still is!
No one is perfect. Sometimes even a genius head can be a real idiot box. Here are some real dumb things even smarty pants sometimes do.