Here is a 15 second video of a woman eating chips off the floor of the Metro-North train line in New York.
You might be confused as to what you just watched. Let's break it down.
First, our hero piles up the spilled chips.
She then grabs the pile of floor chips.
Lifts them up.
Then she devours them.
According to New York Magazine, Mary Massey, the Instagram user who took the original video, helped the girl clean up... after she uploaded the video and shared it.
According to Gothamist, the chips were not the first thing chips girl ate.
The chips weren't even the first thing Our Hero ate that evening—the video was shot, by the way, around 8:30 p.m. on a Friday. No, the filming only began after the video's star devoured a mouthful of U.S. currency:
I started recording her after she ate a $5 bill off the floor and when I asked her if she was OK, she asked me if I "knew who she was," Massey tells us.
The video has been removed by the original poster.