You've Never Been As Desperate As This Woman Being Filmed Eating Chips Off The Floor Of A Commuter Train
Though, who among us can resist the siren song of floor chips?
Here is a 15 second video of a woman eating chips off the floor of the Metro-North train line in New York.
You might be confused as to what you just watched. Let's break it down.
First, our hero piles up the spilled chips.
She then grabs the pile of floor chips.
Lifts them up.
Then she devours them.
The chips weren't even the first thing Our Hero ate that evening—the video was shot, by the way, around 8:30 p.m. on a Friday. No, the filming only began after the video's star devoured a mouthful of U.S. currency:
I started recording her after she ate a $5 bill off the floor and when I asked her if she was OK, she asked me if I "knew who she was," Massey tells us.
The video has been removed by the original poster.