The fact this is happening.
The end of this dude's relationship.
This dude's moment of clarity.
Seriously, do not open Pokémon Go on highways.
Central Park right now.
This dude who thought he was just going to score a Pidgey.
The fact someone might have actually picked up a Squirtle while fighting ISIS.
This press release I literally received while making this post...
The fact that this is necessary.
The fact people are trolling the Westboro Baptist with something called a "Sodomite Clefairy."
And the fact the Westboro Baptist Church is trying to troll everyone back with a Jigglypuff.
The fact someone loaded Pokémon Go into a drone.
And the fact that someone — somewhere — might have actually done this... 😟