"The Great John" Is A Toilet For The Morbidly Obese

    In related news to the release of the Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Taco, there is a toilet that can support up to 2,000 pounds.

    "The only toilet in the world for big people"

    The company seems to have either deleted their website or gone under, but according to a blog post about the product that was written in 2006:

    The Great John Toilet Company of Laredo, TX will sell you a toilet that accomodates your tons-of-fun lifestyle.

    •150% More contact area on the seat.
    •Extra wide base with 4 anchor points on to prevent tipping.
    •“Side Wings” to prevent pinching if your fat hangs over the side of the seat.
    •Reinforced structure holds up to 2000lbs.

    But if you are in the market for a toilet that can accomodate the morbidly obese check out The Big John