Is This The Most Insane Breakup Text Ever?

Imagine getting this after dating a guy for seven weeks...

Amy Nelmes @amynelmes

My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3

11:36 PM - 13 Nov 2014

Amy Nelmes, the Editor of ninemsn's The FIX, shared this absolutely insane breakup text message that her friend Jo (Bobo) got. They only dated for seven weeks.

"How is someone 'rude' to a cat," Nelmes told BuzzFeed. "Like didn't shake paw?"