Stephen King's Three Very Important Tweets About People Whining Over "Game Of Thrones" Spoilers

    Ironically, this post does contain a Game Of Thrones spoiler.

    Alright, here's Stephen King's very important advice about what to do if you encounter Game Of Thrones spoilers on the Internet.

    King Joffrey: one glass of one too many. See you later, you sadistic little punkass.

    Come on, guys, it's been in the books for 15 years or so, and the episode ran tonight.

    Another spoiler: Romeo and Juliet die in Act 5.

    *Drops microphone*