2. You tell your friend to film you doing a totally extreme parkour trick over two cops.
3. You’re in mid-air and you’re thinking, “this is so cool. I’m like jumping over cops.”
4. You land and you’re like, “oh man, these cops are probably laughing their asses off.”
5. You notice they aren’t laughing.
6. Instead of laughing with you, they, in fact, chase you.
7. And then tackle you to the ground and arrest you.
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