2. You tell your friend to film you doing a totally extreme parkour trick over two cops.
3. You’re in mid-air and you’re thinking, “this is so cool. I’m like jumping over cops.”
4. You land and you’re like, “oh man, these cops are probably laughing their asses off.”
5. You notice they aren’t laughing.
6. Instead of laughing with you, they, in fact, chase you.
7. And then tackle you to the ground and arrest you.
- Donald Trump is the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich has ended his presidential run 🇺🇸
- Spelman and Morehouse — elite, historically black U.S. colleges — have again been forced to address sexual violence after an alleged gang rape.
- Alberta, Canada, has declared a provincial state of emergency over a massive fire near Fort McMurray. The area is under mandatory evacuation.