It doesn't seem that long ago that Gwyneth Paltrow was America's favorite ingénue. She was beautiful.
She dated the hottest guys.
And she had Academy Award-winning talent.
But then this happened, and it seemed like she was constantly throwing her perfect life in front of our inferior faces.
And then all we wanted to do was watch this scene in Contagion over and over and over again.
And then this happened.
And now she seems — dare we say — human.
She sings Broadway versions of rap songs.
She doesn't plead the fifth and confidently reveals taking ecstasy.
She admits embarrassing things, like sexting and joining the mile-high club.
She goes on Howard Stern and is self-aware and relatable, talking about her famous exes, her parents, and liking Shallow Hal.
She publishes recipes like "Sex Bark."
She's had a remarkable 2015, and we're not even threatened by her flawless beauty!
I have been Gooped!I remain un-Gooped!I've always been Gooped. "Country Strong" forever!
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So now it's time to ask yourself: after years of having complicated feelings toward her, do you finally, unabashedly like Gwyneth? Have you been Gooped?
vote votesI have been Gooped!
vote votesI remain un-Gooped!
vote votesI've always been Gooped. "Country Strong" forever!