Superiority Burger: Definitive Ranking Of Everything On The Menu

Run by pastry chef/punk drummer Brooks Headley, Superiority Burger is a vegetarian/vegan burger bar on the Lower East Side. There are only seven items on the menu (plus some rotating specials for funzies.) Here they are, ranked from good to better to full-on mouthgasm.

8. Arnold Palmer

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Full of perfectly crushed ice.

7. Burnt Broccoli Salad

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Something had to be low on the list. I didn't want to to be the vegetable, but everything else is just too good. Sry spicy charcoal-y broccoli. I still like you!

6. Constantly Changing Specials

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Sometimes they're AMAZING, sometimes they're only very very good.

5. Superiority Water

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NYC tap + lemon. You think it'd be eh. You'd be wrong.

4. THE Superiority Burger

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Easily the best veggie burger you'll ever eat. The texture is on-point. Those who dabble in meat and vegetarian food will not be disappointed.

3. The Sloppy Dave

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A veganized sloppy joe, served on a pillowy soft bun and studded with frizzled onions. (Pictured here with its namesake!)

2. Daily Sorbet/ Frozen Yogurt

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The yogurt is actually frozen labne. The Peach sorbet is best, strawberry a close second. Particularly fond of the crumbled biscuits sometimes sprinkled in between scoops.

1. The Hippy Wrap

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Sunflower seeds, celery, tofu, brown rice. You're a hippy now, take off your shoes and embrace it. (It's the foil-wrapped thing and it is perfect.)

Pete Wells gave it two stars, yet the average 20-something can afford to eat here on a regular basis. Thank you, Superiority Burger.