3. Once in your life, just once, you would like to be chased in circles by a tiny penguin.
10. While you may like to consider yourself well-dressed, you know that you will never wear anything quite as well as this fluffball wears sneakers.
16. And while you’re a firm believer in democracy, you would have no problem at all bowing beneath the adorable rule of Queen Bubu the chinchilla.
- Hillary Clinton returned to the public arena in one of her first political appearances since the election, urging Democrats to "keep fighting."
- The White House blocked several media ooutlets it's been critical of, including BuzzFeed, from a closed-door briefing by Press Secretary Sean Spicer.
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.