3. Once in your life, just once, you would like to be chased in circles by a tiny penguin.
10. While you may like to consider yourself well-dressed, you know that you will never wear anything quite as well as this fluffball wears sneakers.
16. And while you’re a firm believer in democracy, you would have no problem at all bowing beneath the adorable rule of Queen Bubu the chinchilla.
- Donald Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- The FBI has opened an investigation after 11 Jewish community centers across the US received bomb threats on Monday.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎