23 Photos Of Non-American Fast Food That Prove How Painfully Boring Our Options Are The US

    South Korea's fast food is on another level...

    1. This "real cheeseburger," which was just announced for Burger King locations across Thailand, is...yep, a "real" cheeseburger, alright.

    real cheeseburger with 20 slices of american cheese and no beef

    2. You're just gonna have to trust me here, but this photo is from Pizza Hut in China — which is more like a full-service restaurant over there. These are their wings (!) and a bubbly-crust pineapple and mushroom pizza (!!) that are both rocking my world.

    pizza and wings on a table at chinese pizza hut

    3. I'll take a large poutine from Canadian Wendy's, please.

    fries, gravy, and melted cheese in a to-go box

    4. An egg, sausage, corn, and "twisty pasta" noodle bowl from Hong Kong McDonald's, complete with literal tonkotsu broth.

    noodle bowl with corn, veggies, pasta, and an egg

    5. If you thought KFC's Double Down (where they use fried chicken instead of buns) was good, let me introduce you to an item unique to the Philippines: the Double Down Dog.

    fried chicken in place of a bun with a hot dog

    6. Also in the Philippines, though over at McDonald's: McSpaghetti and the Chicken McDo.

    spaghetti and fried chicken in a cardboard box

    7. Until someone figures out how to order this thing off the secret menu, I'd sell my soul to get a taste of this churro Frappuccino from Starbucks in the UK.

    churro frappuccino starbucks UK

    8. And speaking of items I'd sell my soul to taste: the Maharaja Mac from McDonald's in India, which features breaded chicken patties and jalapeños — and is low-key twice the height of an American Big Mac.

    big mac with jalapenos and onions and chicken patties instead of beef

    9. Supposedly, KFC in Thailand makes Bangkok-style street food in order to compete with roadside stalls. Like, this is a Thai street food dish called chicken zabb, but with chunks of KFC chicken instead.

    thai street food on a plate at Thailand KFC

    10. In case you were missing it, the Cheesy Core Burrito is a permanent item in Japanese Taco Bell locations.

    cheesy core burrito in a hand at taco bell

    11. And also in Japan, McDonald's deep-fried "croquette burgers" are called Gracoro. This one is apparently filled with mac 'n' cheese.

    fried croquette on a burger with american cheese and lettuce

    12. Burger King in Italy has grana padano burgers and chicken sandwiches, which use Italian grana padano cheese in lieu of traditional cheese slices.

    grana padano burger and tendercrisp chicken sandwich on a burger king menu

    13. Y'all, these happy hour specials at Taco Bell in Spain, including TWO BEERS, must be seen to be believed.

    happy hour options at taco bell in spain

    But it's the bacon and cheese Top Fries for me. Five euro for all of this.

    two beers and bacon cheese fries at taco bell

    14. Speaking of bacon and cheese, the Papas Supremas at Mexico Burger King locations have a cult-like following...and I get it.

    bacon cheese fries at burger king

    15. Maybe this won't blow your socks off, but it's worth mentioning that several McDonald's locations in the Netherlands have gluten-free menus. Like, this McDonald's bun literally contains no gluten.

    gluten free bun next to a receipt at mcdonald's

    16. You've now arrived at the very important South Korea section. First up: McDonald's Corn Pie, which I'd imagine is just like the fried apple pie but with a sweet corn filling instead.

    corn pie in south korea mcdonald's

    17. They also sell COLESLAW!

    coleslaw in a round container

    And it looks pretty darn good, TBH.

    cole slaw in a round container next to sandwich and soda

    18. Korean KFC locations have a donkatsu (fried pork) sandwich, and I dunno about you, but I can hear the crunch.

    fried pork sandwich at KFC

    19. Not to be dramatic, but the Egg Bulgogi burger is now on my McDonald's bucket list...

    egg bulgogi burger at McDonald's

    ...and their Big Macs are served with cardboard rings around them so they don't get smushed and flattened in transit.

    ring around big mac in wrapper

    20. Last for South Korea: Over at KFC, they're selling Portuguese egg tarts for dessert.

    portuguese egg part for dessert in a small tin

    21. We're nearing the end, folks, and I feel like it's only a matter of time before US Domino's locations get the new pickle pizza they're serving in Japan.

    pickle pizza in a box

    22. Also, here's this matcha-flavored McFlurry from McDonald's in Vietnam that, I'm sorry, would truly be 10x better than plain 'ol boring vanilla.

    green-hued matcha mcflurry from McDonald's

    23. And finally, for better or for worse, I leave you with Taiwanese Pizza Hut's Oreo-stuffed crust pizza with calamari and popcorn chicken.

    pizza with oreos, calamari, chicken at Pizza hut

    If you've ever tried a fast food item abroad that you simply can't stop thinking about it, tell me about it in the comments below — bonus points if you leave a photo!