1. Hooray for Jedward, the funniest, most energetic, and most adorable act in pop today!
You may disagree. You may think that Jedward are shrill, irritating little ne'er-do-wells.
But you'd be wrong.
2. You see, when John and Edward Grimes from Dublin swaggered onto the X Factor stage in 2009, they made Simon Cowell do this:
3. But they made some of us do this:
4. Why? Well, let's see. Maybe it's their irrepressible spirit.
5. Maybe it's because their hair will never be defeated.
6. Or the fact that Jedward had sticky-up hair long before Miley even thought about cutting hers.
7. Maybe it's because they ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
8. Or the fact that they never, ever, ever jump at exactly the same time.
9. Or perhaps it's because their trainers are without compare.
10. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT they rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage, and wax a chump like a candle.
11. Also, they look unexpectedly chic in full-face makeup.
12. And as BAFTAs.
13. They give great practical advice.
14. They're always thinking of the children.
In fact, they present a kids' TV show called Jedward's Big Adventure.