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1. Who said this?
"Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown’s savoury, white’s the treat. Of course I’m the one who’s laughing because I actually love brown toast."
Mark
JezCorrect!Wrong!Mark.
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2. Who said this?
"Oh come on, she was my mum’s aunt. I only met her about twice. It’s not like she was Ian Curtis; she was never going to make a seminal album. She couldn’t even make very good Christmas cake."
Jez
Super HansCorrect!Wrong!Jez.
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3. Who said this?
"Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it’s the most natural thing in the world!"
Jez
MarkCorrect!Wrong!Mark.
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4. Who said this?
"If we succeed, I'm going to be Charles and you'll be my Camilla."
Johnson
DobbyCorrect!Wrong!Johnson.
"I'm going to be Johnson's Queen! If the public will accept me, I'm going to be Johnson's Queen!"
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5. Who said this?
"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people."
Jez
Super HansCorrect!Wrong!Super Hans.
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6. Who said this?
"You know where you are with a cock."
Johnson
MarkCorrect!Wrong!Mark.
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7. Who said this?
"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers."
Super Hans
JezCorrect!Wrong!Jez.
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8. Who said this?
"Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?"
Jez
JohnsonCorrect!Wrong!Johnson.
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9. Who said this?
"You should just a get a van. With a van it's like you've got an MBA, but you've also got a fucking van! You're not just a man anymore, you are a man with a van. You get a van, we could be men with ven."
Super Hans
JezCorrect!Wrong!Super Hans.
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10. Who said this?
"I've never done glue. Never boffed a tranny. I've hardly lived."
Mark
JezCorrect!Wrong!Jez.
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11. Who said this?
"I do sort of like it when he’s rude to me. Hopefully that’s more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing."
Jez
MarkCorrect!Wrong!Mark.
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12. Who said this?
"Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. That’s the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken."
Mark
JohnsonCorrect!Wrong!Mark.
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13. Who said this?
"Right now we’re called ‘Various Artists’, just to fuck over people with iPods."
Jez
Super HansCorrect!Wrong!Jez.
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14. Who said this?
"Dunno, it might be one of those rumours you get after disasters, like, did you know no one with an Apple Mac died on 9/11?"
Dobby
JezCorrect!Wrong!Dobby.
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15. Who said this?
"Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family - PowerPoint, Excel and Word, the Three Amigos."
Johnson
MarkCorrect!Wrong!Johnson.
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16. Who said this?
"She is attractive, but brown rice and pop tarts, chamomile tea and economy vodka? Thats a car crash of a shopping basket."
Dobby.
Mark.Correct!Wrong!Mark.
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17. Who said this?
"Oh God, I think I love her. I think I’m falling in love. Or getting a bone-on, which is basically the same thing when you get rid of all the Valentine’s cards and bullshit."
Jez
MarkCorrect!Wrong!Jez.
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18. Who said this?
"Oh, shit. Relax, relax, it's OK, you're not a paedo, you're just a normal human being walking past some simple children."
Jez
MarkCorrect!Wrong!Mark.
