Buzz·Posted on 21 Dec 201725 Tweets From 2017 That'll Make You Say "True"So much wisdom in so few characters.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mark Magark @markedly Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time* Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot t… https://t.co/mNgHkp73qi 06:39 PM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. venmo id: @tinyhandsss @allisonkollins imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things 11:20 PM - 18 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Asia Cheyanne @AsiaAtItAgain Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get… https://t.co/BNOlmCD47o 07:59 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. bella @bellakmartinez2 southerners: this snow is so pretty! northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an iglo… https://t.co/nn192ocUMZ 06:31 PM - 07 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jack @jackhaveitall me in 5th grade: if i can go on the computer today thatd be neat me now: if im not scrolling twitter while i brush my teeth im going to die 05:39 AM - 13 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. pat tobin @tastefactory You have to respect the fact that Craigslist hasn’t updated the look of their site in 20 years. They’re like if you… https://t.co/yM33YegeuA 10:51 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Semra @SemraDurmisevic my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u 05:45 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. daddy @lifeofdaddy Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project 04:33 PM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Hayley Hunt @hayleyhunt_ 2 funny brushing ur teeth next to some1 :))) who’s gonny stop brushing first? Who cares more abt brushing teeth? Da… https://t.co/kNI2a3OF3D 10:37 PM - 19 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. gettingbeatlikeyoustolesomething @gblyss you guys ever have a tweet that underperforms commercially but then like two really cool people on the timeline fav… https://t.co/QVZ5XjjWkz 03:57 AM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Matty Crow @Crowy96 Packing for uni and my mum tries to throw out my Christmas jumper as "you hardly ever wear it". Aye, cause it's hardly ever Christmas mate 06:46 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Simon Holland @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 06:17 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. sam @smeezi me: skincare! my other organs: please help us . 04:32 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Audrey Xmas Porne @AudreyPorne hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol 08:49 AM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kier @kiermcwilliam Every time I drive in the rain, I check other drivers wipers just to see if I'm being too dramatic with mine 😂 04:13 PM - 02 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Lyndsey Gallant @apocalynds Adult friendship = 2 people saying "I haven't seen you in forever! We should really hang out more" over and over again until one of you dies 05:03 PM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. beth mccoll @imteddybless I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BU… https://t.co/yxJNny90Mg 08:43 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel Alvin “AND” The Chipmunks? Motherfucker, you’re a chipmunk too! 07:40 AM - 10 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ryan @ryanrochford1 its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich 02:13 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. TOM @tomwalkerisgood As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds 04:41 AM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ninaa @ninagilbert7 honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since 05:22 PM - 16 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. sam harvey @SamHarvey_98 Mad when someone holds like 3 doors in a row for ya n you've gotta change up your way of thanking them each time. "Thanks, cheers, nice one" 04:05 PM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Uncle Kolby @kolby182 Any 2 white guys could walk up to me and say "we're The Chainsmokers" and I'd believe them. 01:37 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse 02:02 AM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite