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How Overly Apologetic Are You?

Sorry for making you take this quiz. I really am.

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  1. Tick off all the things that you've apologised for...

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    Walking into someone.
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    Nearly walking into someone.
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    Being walked into.
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    Nearly being walked into.
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    Walking into a door.
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    Not hearing what someone has said.
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    Thinking you heard what someone said but being so scared of being wrong about what they said that you ask them to repeat it, just in case.
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    Calling someone on the phone.
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    Answering the phone in someone else’s presence.
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    Being late.
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    Being early.
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    Being predictably punctual.
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    Using too much milk.
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    Not using enough milk.
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    Walking across a zebra crossing.
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    Letting someone walk through a doorway before you.
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    Coughing.
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    Sneezing.
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    Swearing.
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    Spilling your pint on someone.
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    When someone spills their pint on you.
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    When you pay for a packet of chewing gum with a tenner because you don’t have anything smaller.
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    When the bartender mishears your order.
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    When the bartender drops your change as they pass it back to you, even though it’s clearly their fault.
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    Checking your phone.
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    Not replying to an email.
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    Replying to an email too quickly.
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    Replying to a work email over the weekend.
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    When offering your seat to someone a millisecond late.
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    Not offering a drink to someone within the first 10 seconds of them entering your house.
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    Asking a shop assistant for help.
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    Not having a stamp, lighter, and pen on your person at all times.
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    Paying in coins for something.
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    Asking someone in the street for anything at all (directions, lighter etc).
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    Not having something or knowing something someone on the street asks you for.
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    Sending something back to the kitchen/bar if it’s raw/wrong/likely to kill you.
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    Making an early taxi driver wait until the agreed time you wanted to leave at.
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    Piers Morgan.
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    Making a joke.
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    Making a joke someone else doesn’t get.
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    Not getting someone else’s joke.
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    Someone else’s baby being sick on you.
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    Someone else’s dog trying to bite you.
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    Someone else’s car trying to run you over.
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    Someone else’s partner trying to chat you up.
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    Drinking too much.
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    Not drinking enough.
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    Lying.
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    Telling the truth.
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    The weather.
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    Centuries of colonial oppression and exploitation.
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    Taking slightly too long to board a bus.
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    Ordering any drink at the bar more complicated than a beer or glass of wine.
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    Ordering any drink at a bar.
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    Wanting the attention of a waiter in a restaurant.
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    Asking for your bill in a restaurant.
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    Walking in on your flatmate doing something ordinary in the kitchen.
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    When you need to get to the fridge and someone is standing between you and the fridge.
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    Coming down with an illness.
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    Doing poorly on an exam.
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    Doing very well on an exam.
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    Asking someone on a date.
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    Accidentally making eye contact with a stranger.
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    Accidentally making eye contact during sex.
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    Sex.
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