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How Much Of A Londoner Are You?

Highest score gets Buckingham Palace.

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    Fallen asleep on the Tube and woken up at the end of the line?
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    Been up the Shard?
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    Been on the London Eye?
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    Rented a Boris Bike?
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    Nearly died on a Boris Bike?
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    Been on a pedalo in Hyde Park?
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    Nearly died on a pedalo in Hyde Park?
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    Been sick on the Tube?
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    Been sick on a bus?
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    Been sick on a night bus?
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    Been sick in a black cab?
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    Been to Infernos?
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    Regretted going to Infernos?
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    Queued outside Meat Liquor?
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    Eaten in Brixton Village?
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    Been scared by a fox?
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    Been on a rail replacement bus service?
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    Eaten breakfast in Borough Market?
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    Been swimming in one of the outdoor Lidos?
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    Got drunk in Gordon's Wine Bar?
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    Done an entire loop of the Circle Line just for the lolz?
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    Giggled at the word "Cockfosters"?
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    Giggled at the word "Mudchute"?
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    Learnt exactly where you have to get on the train to ensure that you get off right by the exit?
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    Fallen in love on the Tube?
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    Actually spoken to someone you've fallen in love with on the Tube?
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    Asked out a person you've fallen in love with on the Tube?
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    Gone to work the long way round because you've fallen in love on the Tube and want to stare at him/her for a while longer?
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    Given up your seat on the Tube for a pregnant woman?
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    Given up your seat on the Tube for a pregnant woman, only to find out she wasn't pregnant?
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    Pretended you were asleep so you didn't have to give up your seat for a pregnant woman?
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    Sat in the front seat of the DLR and pretended you're driving the train?
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    Waited for the next DLR because there was already someone sat in the front seat and you wanted to drive the train?
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    Been asked for directions and actually known the answer?
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    Been asked for directions and intentionally given the wrong answer because it's more fun?
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    Got a boat to work?
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    Sat next to a famous person on the Tube?
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    Smugly told someone that they're standing on the wrong side of the escalator?
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    Had a picnic on Hampstead Heath?
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    Had to suppress the urge to kill when walking down Oxford Street?
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    Seen "The Mousetrap"?
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    Had a little go on the trolley on platform 9 3/4?
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    Had to give the taxi driver directions?
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    Judged anyone who goes into an Angus Steakhouse?
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    Seen a dog on the Tube?
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    Seen a mouse on the Tube?
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    Passed out on the Tube?
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    Had someone fall asleep on your shoulder on the Tube?
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    Fallen asleep on someone else's shoulder on the Tube?
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    Asked people to move down the carriage?
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    Been asked to move down the carriage?
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    Been violently ill after eating Camden street food?
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    Been needlessly terrified by of a gang of youths while walking home at night?
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    Had a really tedious and/or uncomfortable conversation with a cabbie about politics?
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    Walked across Tower Bridge?
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    Walked across London Bridge?
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    Walked across the Millennium Bridge?
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    Walked across Blackfriars Bridge?
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    Walked across Waterloo Bridge?
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    Walked across Westminster Bridge?
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    Wandered along the Southbank?
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    Gone for a run along the Southbank?
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    Been tutted at for trying to go for a run along the Southbank?
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    Tutted at people for attempting to go for a run along the Southbank?
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    Bought flowers from Columbia Road Market?
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    Taken a trip on the Emirates Airline cable car?
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    Walked up the O2 arena?
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    Stayed at work past midnight?
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    Been on a Tinder date?
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    Regretted going on a Tinder date?
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    Bumped into someone from home and totally freaked out because the odds seem ridiculously small?
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    Judged someone who tried to press the "door open" button on the Tube thinking it does anything?
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    Judged anyone who walks into M&M World?
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    Been to a bar that used to be a public toilet?
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    Timed your walk of shame so you get the first Tube of the day?
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    Had a pint in The Dolphin?
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    Walked all the way up Kingsland Road?
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    Picked the right exit at Old Street Tube station on the first attempt?
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    Laughed at hipsters in Shoreditch?
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    Been laughed at in Shoreditch for being a hipster?
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    Told someone you'd like to live on a houseboat one day?
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    Actually lived on a houseboat?
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    Been told by your friends from home that you sound posh?
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    Paid over £5 for a pint?
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    Been scared by a crazy person on the night bus?
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    Been accused of being the crazy person on the night bus?
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    Gone to gawp at Buckingham Palace?
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    Sneered at tourists who go to gawp at Buckingham Palace?
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    Actually been on the Waterloo & City line.
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    Tried to use an Oyster Card to get on a bus outside London?
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    Climbed on a lion in Trafalgar Square?
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    Refused to go to a party because it's all the way in Wimbledon?
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    Refused to go to a party because it's all the way in Bromley?
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    Refused to go to a party because it's all the way in Ealing?
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    Refused to go to a party because it's all the way in Walthamstow?
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    Got the Tube from Leicester Square to Covent Garden?
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    Realised how close Leicester Square and Covent Garden are to each other and felt stupid for getting the Tube?
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    Been drunk in a museum?
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    Instagrammed the Thames?
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    Photobombed someone who's Instagramming the Thames?
 
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