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How Much Of A Bellend Are You?

Let science decide.

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  1. Tick the things that you've done...

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    Taken a photo with an iPad.
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    Pushed into a queue.
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    Been served first even though someone was at the bar before you.
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    Listened to Nickelback ironically.
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    Listened to Nickelback unironically.
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    Left the pub before it was your round.
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    Used the word "banter".
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    Used the word "bantz".
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    Not replied to a text immediately just to play it cool.
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    Laughed when someone fell over in the street.
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    Kept the keyboard sounds turned on loud on your phone.
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    Worn a T-shirt with a picture of a penis on it
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    Shouted "waayyyyyy!" when someone has dropped something.
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    Ignored someone's email.
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    Corrected someone's grammar on social media.
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    Spoiled someone's favourite TV show before they had a chance to watch it.
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    Shouted 'HAIRCUT' at someone who has had a haircut.
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    Answered "your mum" to some constructive criticism.
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    Abbreviated a word unnecessarily. (Obvs, totes, blates etc.)
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    Humblebragged.
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    Worn formal shoes with shorts.
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    Worn sunglasses at night time.
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    Worn sunglasses on the tube.
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    Parked so badly that you take up two spaces.
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    Hit someone with a ball/frisbee while they're sunbathing.
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    Put your bag on the seat next to you on a train.
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    Written a letter of complaint about a disappointing packet of crisps.
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    Tried to get a bus full of strangers to do a singalong with you.
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    Bought a novelty phone case.
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    Drank the last of the milk and not replaced it.
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    Used the last of the toilet roll and not replaced it.
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    Queued for more than an hour to eat in a restaurant.
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    Tore pages out of a library book.
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    Borrowed a book and not returned it.
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    Borrowed a CD and not returned it.
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    Borrowed a DVD and not returned it.
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    Farted and blamed it on a nearby child/dog.
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    Ranted about your boring life on social media.
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    Left passive aggressive Post-it notes around the house/office.
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    Turned up late without letting your friend know.
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    Said "this next bit is amazing" when watching a film with someone.
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    Sat in an aisle seat when the window seat is empty.
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    Not given your seat up for a pregnant woman.
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    Pretended you were asleep so as to not give your seat up for a pregnant woman.
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    Accidentally emailed the person you were bitching about.
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    Accidentally texted the person you were bitching about.
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    Read the newspaper over someone else's shoulder on the train.
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    Slapped someone who had sunburn.
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    Listened to music through your phone (with no headphones) in public.
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    Answered "Piers Morgan" when someone asks for your name.
 
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