How Many Words That Mean Penis Do You Know?

From ding-a-ling to disco stick, via everything in between.

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  1. Tick off the words you know.

    Penis
    Dick
    Cock
    Wang
    Todger
    Johnson
    [Your first name] junior
    Captain [your surname]
    Boner
    Schlong
    Tool
    Peen
    Dopper
    Bellend
    Spam javelin
    Bellpiece
    Knob
    Pecker
    Wiener
    Chub
    Sausage
    The Bald Man
    Veiny love tree
    Willy
    Member
    Pee pee
    Wood
    Winkie
    Pork sword
    Spam trumpet
    Pink oboe
    Generalissimo Weenis
    Prick
    Schwanz
    Spam dagger
    Privates
    Purple-headed monster
    Meat rod
    Sperm cannon
    Baby arm
    Baby-maker
    Bishop
    Misters
    Bratwurst
    Choad
    Ding-a-ling
    Dongle
    Disco stick
    Flesh flute
    Hose
    Joystick
    Junk
    Love rod
    Manhood
    Middle stump
    Old chap
    Old man
    Little fella
    One eyed-trouser snake
    Dong Johnson
    Inanimate Carbon Rod
    Wand
    Salami
    Stiffy
    Anaconda
    Organ
    Phallus
    Chopper
    Plonker
    Piers Morgan

How Many Words That Mean Penis Do You Know?

Well done, you pretty much know ALL THE WORDS for penis. Some would call it a misspent youth, but those people are nothing more than a bunch of spam trumpets.

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Don't worry, it's a dog not a penis. Good effort, but there's definitely room in your DICK-tionary for some new entries. SEE WHAT WE DID THERE??

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You don't know many words for penis. But don't worry, this probably just means you're a grown up with a grown up job and and a grown up lexicon. What's THAT like?!

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