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Can You Ruin 14/18 Of These Truly Terrible Dad Jokes?

Ruin these "jokes" by telling us the punchline before we reveal it.

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  1. 1.

    WHAT DID ONE<br />TOMATO SAY TO<br />THE OTHER TOMATO DURING A RACE?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ketchup

  2. 2.

    WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A stick.

  3. 3.

    WHICH TYPE OF BEES PRODUCE MILK?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Boo-bees.

  4. 4.

    WHY DID THE CRAB NEVER SHARE?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He's shellfish.

  5. 5.

    WHAT TIME DOES SEAN CONNERY GO TO WIMBLEDON?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Tennish.

  6. 6.

    WHAT DID THE BUFFALO SAY WHEN HIS SON LEFT FOR UNIVERSITY?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bison.

  7. 7.

    WHAT DISEASE DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT TOO MANY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Tinselitus.

  8. 8.

    HOW DO YOU<br />FIND WILL SMITH IN THE SNOW?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Follow the fresh prints.

  9. 9.

    WHY DOES<br />SNOOP DOGG USE AN UMBRELLA?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    For drizzle.

  10. 10.

    WHAT DO FRENCH PEOPLE CALL A REALLY BAD THURSDAY?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A tra-jeudi.

  11. 11.

    WHY IS PETER PAN ALWAYS FLYING?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He neverlands.

  12. 12.

    WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GOING TO THE TOILET?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because the "P" is silent.

  13. 13.

    WHERE DID NOAH KEEP HIS BEES?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    In the ark hives.

  14. 14.

    WHY DON'T CANNIBALS EAT CLOWNS?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They taste funny.

  15. 15.

    WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SNOWMAN AND A SNOWWOMAN?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Snowballs.

  16. 16.

    WHY WERE THE TEEPEE AND THE WIGWAM SENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They were two tents.

  17. 17.

    WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST ATOMS?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They make up everything.

  18. 18.

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG THAT CAN DO MAGIC?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A labracadabrador.

 
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