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Ruin these "jokes" by telling us the punchline before we reveal it.

Can You Ruin 14/18 Of These Truly Terrible Dad Jokes?

Ketchup

WHAT DID ONE  
TOMATO SAY TO  
THE OTHER TOMATO DURING A RACE?

A stick.

Boo-bees.

He's shellfish.

Tennish.

WHAT TIME DOES SEAN CONNERY GO TO WIMBLEDON?

Bison.

WHAT DID THE BUFFALO SAY WHEN HIS SON LEFT FOR UNIVERSITY?

Tinselitus.

WHAT DISEASE DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT TOO MANY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?

Follow the fresh prints.

HOW DO YOU  
FIND WILL SMITH IN THE SNOW?

For drizzle.

A tra-jeudi.

WHAT DO FRENCH PEOPLE CALL A REALLY BAD THURSDAY?

He neverlands.

Because the "P" is silent.

WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GOING TO THE TOILET?

In the ark hives.

They taste funny.

Snowballs.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SNOWMAN AND A SNOWWOMAN?

They were two tents.

WHY WERE THE TEEPEE AND THE WIGWAM SENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR?

They make up everything.

A labracadabrador.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG THAT CAN DO MAGIC?

You didn't quite manage it, but that's only because your sense of humour is a little more sophisticated. Let's call it a win. Congratulations!

YOU ARE A DAD! Whether you're a man or not, whether you have kids or not, you are 100% Dad when it comes to your...umm..._mature_ sense of humour. Congrats, I think...

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