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The Single Most Important Reason Why California's Better Than New York

It rhymes with mosquitoes.

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Needless to say, the rest of my day was consumed with distress, sadness, confusion, frustration, nausea, more sadness, and googling which diseases mosquitos can carry.

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BEING CONSTANTLY BITTEN BY MOSQUITOES IS SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN CALIFORNIA (nor, I imagine, in Washington, Oregon, Arizona, etc... although I have never been). See this map that I created for evidence.

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This is based on absolutely no fact, only observational evidence having been a resident of Georgia, DC, New York, and California.

So before you move to NYC/Boston/DC/wherever, remember that mosquitoes exist, no thrive, in all of those places and that they will make everything worse.

Ship me with mosquitos bc they absolutely love me

I wanna be a koala@CimKoala

Ship me with mosquitos bc they absolutely love me

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