There's Kevin's ice cream and Crunch Tators binge eating session.
(At least 146 people out there live for that scene alone, by the way.)
Then there's the pizza you can't even see yet, but you're already salivating.
Unfortunately, Kevin's not into it, though.
The pizza's only on screen for like a second, but that's all it took to get your heart pounding.
Chris Columbus must have been like, "Alright, this pizza looks delicious — we'll have Kevin order more later in the movie." So Kevin does.
And forget Beyonce — Fuller needs a Pepsi endorsement deal.
How sad is it that you'd kill for some Wonder Bread and milk right now?
Even the fake holiday meal — in a magazine spread, on your TV screen (i.e. two degrees of separation)— looks scrumptious.
And then there's that mac and cheese...
...that Kevin never eats because the Wet Bandits show up and ruin everything.
We feel for ya, Kev.
And let's not even get started on "Home Alone 2". (More pizza?!)
So basically, don't watch the flick unless you want to kiss your diet goodbye.
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