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10 Ways Bacon Is Already The Winner Of 2014

Against the power of pork, there can be no victory.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

Is Half-Ass Gay Acceptance The Hot New Trend?

Remember: they love and respect you, even though you're fundamentally wrong.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

Why It's Great Chivalry Is Dying

A 24-Year-Old Gay Guy’s Perspective in 2013. Take it or leave it.

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12 Gifts To Give The Boss You Hate This Boss' Day

October 16 is here. Let's make it special.

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23 Signs You Went To Michigan State University

"Spartans! What is your profession?" Probably something related to business management, actually.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

10 Differences Between You At 25 And Your Mom At 25

"When I was your age, your younger brother was already on the way."

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

Fox News Writer Posts Sexist Take On Anthony Weiner Fiasco

The article is titled, "What Weiner’s sexting scandal tells us about young women today". Please, middle-aged dude, enlighten us.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

Top 25 Women Who Are Empowering Women

They're running companies, selling out venues, filibustering in pink sneakers, and (maybe) becoming the next president.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

Freaky Comparisons Of Life In America VS. Life In North Korea

Get out of your first amendment comfort zone and enter the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

9 Scientific Mysteries That Will Weird You Out

Why do redheads need more anesthesia when they go under the knife? And for real, what the hell is up with birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

Mulder And Scully Are Getting Hotter, FYI

Sure, they were never not hot. But 20 years after "The X-Files" premiered (yeah, you're old), they're off the charts.

ChristmasElf • 5 years ago

9 Justifications For Loving "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

The second season is here. Are you ready to defend your Honey Boo Boo viewing habits from the haters? Here's what you can tell 'em.

ChristmasElf • 6 years ago

I'm Basically Average, And I'm Awesome

Attention, twenty-somethings: you are, too. The quicker you admit it, the more above average you'll be.

ChristmasElf • 6 years ago

Check Out These Incredible Wartime Cats

Long before they were YouTube sensations, they were helping win world wars.

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The Best/Worst Birthday Card Ever

It's the thought that counts.

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Why Does Everything In "Home Alone" Look Delicious?

There's something about microwavable macaroni and the retro Pepsi logo that's appetizing as hell.

ChristmasElf • 6 years ago

The Top Cities In Food Truck Awesomeness

The Daily Meal released the "101 Best Food Trucks in America for 2013". Did your town represent?

ChristmasElf • 6 years ago

25 Signs You Sat The Bench

Many of us weren't first, second, or third string in high school.

ChristmasElf • 6 years ago

You're About To Get Angry At This Girl And Her Friend

"Earlier today I had two friends over — one regular one, and one Indian one." Uggghhh.

ChristmasElf • 6 years ago