Meet Dr. Keith Ablow. He is a psychiatrist and member of the Fox News Medical A-Team.
He wrote a piece in the opinion section of FoxNews.com explaining how feminists are to blame for the sexual liberation of — and thus, destruction to (obviously) — young women.
"I can tell you that the average young woman no longer balks at sexting, watching pornography or being the aggressor sexually in a relationship. ...I will tell you that, from what I hear in my office, the girls actually feel a whole lot worse about it, in their hearts, than the boys. Because, you see, girls and boys, are not the same. Some gender roles developed because of psychological facts, not in spite of them. And when feminists urged and urge that we throw out all of them, they do a disservice to females and to the truth."
You see, females? Being treated equally hurts you. Science has dictated you cannot handle your own sexuality. I repeat, cannot.
Dr. Ablow then goes on a rant tying Cosmopolitan magazine, an increase in women's roles in the military, and an imaginary "abortion movement" to this appalling liberation of young women.
At this point, you might be thinking, "...and what does any of this have to do with Anthony Weiner?" (aside from, "What the hell are you talking about?").
You can read the whole thing here. It's a riot. You can also email any thoughts you have for Dr. Ablow to firstname.lastname@example.org.