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22 Of Michael Owen's Greatest Moments On Twitter

The former England footballer's feed has got just about everything.

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1. When he totally nailed this whole Christmas thing.

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

8:51 PM - 25 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. When he tried to talk dirty to his wife.

I wonder if Mrs O will be so kind tonight!

3. And got this response.

4. This incredible act of rebellion.

Watched my eighth ever film on the flight home. Must have been bored. #HateFilms

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Watched my eighth ever film on the flight home. Must have been bored. #HateFilms

5:07 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Every single one a classic, how can he hate films??

Films I've been forced to watch: Rocky Heat Ghost Jurassic Park Cool Runnings Seabiscuit Karate Kid Forest Gump

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Films I've been forced to watch:
Rocky
Heat
Ghost
Jurassic Park
Cool Runnings
Seabiscuit
Karate Kid
Forest Gump

5:22 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. When he tried to act tough.

“@JT1zzle: @themichaelowen do you play football?” Not much nowadays but I shook the World in my day. What have you done in life?

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

“@JT1zzle: @themichaelowen do you play football?”

Not much nowadays but I shook the World in my day. What have you done in life?

10:04 AM - 03 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. And it backfired spectacularly.

@JT1zzle @themichaelowen Nice reply :)

8. When he posted an update on his Movember effort topless.

9. And kept growing it.

Just looking at a few different styles of moustaches for Movember. Only a week away! Shall I go same again or change?

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Just looking at a few different styles of moustaches for Movember. Only a week away! Shall I go same again or change?

10:39 AM - 23 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. When he got serious about his job.

I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters.

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters.

9:02 PM - 16 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. When he just didn't give a fuck.

Just done an hour solid of listening to The Beatles on my way to training. #legends

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Just done an hour solid of listening to The Beatles on my way to training. #legends

9:46 AM - 22 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. When he missed the sarcasm.

@themichaelowen thanks but i was only taking the piss. Your putting me to sleep

chris lindsay@chris_lindsay86Follow

@themichaelowen thanks but i was only taking the piss. Your putting me to sleep

5:25 PM - 05 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. When he buckled.

Buckled under pressure - being made to watch X Factor. Who wins?

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Buckled under pressure - being made to watch X Factor. Who wins?

8:47 PM - 13 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When he got injured playing with puppies.

15. When he gave a horse a carrot and decided the whole world needed to see it.

16. And when he took a selfie with a horse, and decided the whole world needed to see it.

A selfie with Brown Panther. Only 4 sleeps to go! #monster

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

A selfie with Brown Panther. Only 4 sleeps to go! #monster

3:22 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

18. Or maybe not.

Saw this fella pinching the birds food so went to take a couple of photo's.

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Saw this fella pinching the birds food so went to take a couple of photo's.

6:44 PM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

The bloody thing hurled itself at me and smacked into the window. Didn't know they were so aggressive!!!

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

The bloody thing hurled itself at me and smacked into the window. Didn't know they were so aggressive!!!

6:46 PM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. When he brought the LOLs.

21. Twice.

Doesn't look like I'll be allowed in there tonight!

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Doesn't look like I'll be allowed in there tonight!

5:55 AM - 19 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. And when the speed limit was a complete and total "head wrecker".

Reckon I will get back to the pub just in time to see the 3pm results coming in although this 50mph speed limit on the M6 is a head wrecker!

michael owen@themichaelowenFollow

Reckon I will get back to the pub just in time to see the 3pm results coming in although this 50mph speed limit on the M6 is a head wrecker!

3:29 PM - 29 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Bonus: No Michael Owen compilation could be complete without this incredible monologue from a "helicopter".

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