1. Manchester United’s new manager, Louis van Gaal, has spent £150 million on new players during the summer transfer window in an attempt to rebuild a squad which finished an uncharacteristically low seventh in the Premier League last season.
United fans are used to success: Their club has won 20 top-division titles, 11 FA Cups, and three European Cup trophies.
However, they have yet to win a game this season, and fans simply cannot deal with the club’s current instability.
2. While fans of any other club would be thrilled with the players United have bought this summer, some spoilt Red Devils supporters* are convinced all hope is lost:
*We are well aware that some of these accounts are from rival fans.