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Which Random '90s Footballer Are You?

Are you Ali Dia, or maybe Phil Babb?

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  1. Pick a football video game...

    FIFA Road To World Cup '98
    Via EA Sports
    FIFA Road To World Cup '98
    Via EA Sports
    Premier Manager 3
    Via AMIGA
    Premier Manager 3
    Via AMIGA
    Champ Man 97/98
    Via EIDOS
    Champ Man 97/98
    Via EIDOS
    International Superstar Soccer
    Via KONAMI
    International Superstar Soccer
    Via KONAMI
    Sensible Soccer
    Via NINTENDO
    Sensible Soccer
    Via NINTENDO
    Italia '90
    Via SEGA
    Italia '90
    Via SEGA
  2. Which of these abhorrently, distressingly beautiful '90s kits do you prefer?

    This eye-wateringly terrible beauty
    Via Getty Images
    This eye-wateringly terrible beauty
    Via Getty Images
    This beautiful travesty
    Via Simon Bruty/Allsport UK
    This beautiful travesty
    Via Simon Bruty/Allsport UK
    This hot mess
    Via Chris Cole/Getty Images
    This hot mess
    Via Chris Cole/Getty Images
    This wonderful mistake
    Via Mike Hewitt/Allsport
    This wonderful mistake
    Via Mike Hewitt/Allsport
    This inexplicable wonder
    Via Mark Thompson/Allsport
    This inexplicable wonder
    Via Mark Thompson/Allsport
    This... thing
    Via Shaun Botterill/ALLSPORT
    This... thing
    Via Shaun Botterill/ALLSPORT
  3. Which of these makes you most nostalgic?

    Coin
    Via eBay
    Coin
    Via eBay
    Via eBay
    "Big head"
    Via eBay
    Subbuteo
    Via @SubbuteoArt
    Subbuteo
    Via @SubbuteoArt
  4. Pick a sticker album

    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
    Via Merlin/Topps
  5. Pick a mascot...

    Italia '90
    Via FIFA
    Italia '90
    Via FIFA
    Sweden '92
    Via UEFA
    Sweden '92
    Via UEFA
    USA '94
    Via FIFA
    USA '94
    Via FIFA
    Euro '96
    Via UEFA
    Euro '96
    Via UEFA
    France '98
    Via FIFA
    France '98
    Via FIFA
  6. You have to sit next to one of these players on the team coach for five hours after a particularly heavy loss, who do you sit next to?

    Razor Ruddock
    Via Ben Radford/Allsport
    Razor Ruddock
    Via Ben Radford/Allsport
    Roy Keane
    Via Shaun Botterill/ALLSPORT
    Roy Keane
    Via Shaun Botterill/ALLSPORT
    Vinnie Jones
    Via Allsport UK
    Vinnie Jones
    Via Allsport UK
    Peter Schmeichel
    Via Allsport UK /Allsport
    Peter Schmeichel
    Via Allsport UK /Allsport
    Neville Southall
    Via Getty Images
    Neville Southall
    Via Getty Images
    Duncan Ferguson
    Via Shaun Botterill /Allsport
    Duncan Ferguson
    Via Shaun Botterill /Allsport
  7. Pick a Euro '96 sticker...

    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
    Via Panini
  8. What's your favourite type of goal?

    Own
    Own
    Disallowed
    Disallowed
    Ghost
    Ghost
    Goalkeeping blunder
    Goalkeeping blunder
    A mis-hit cross that accidentally goes in
    A mis-hit cross that accidentally goes in
    Heavily deflected
    Heavily deflected

Which Random '90s Footballer Are You?

You got: Phil Stamp

You're a legend in our eyes. You made over 100 appearances for Middlesbrough and probably do part time work from Mon-Fri as a labourer. Pub fact: Your last league goal was a free kick for Darlington during a 3-1 loss to Shrewsbury Town.

Phil Stamp
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You got: Carlton Palmer

You're a legend in our eyes. You made 18 appearances for England in two years and temporarily managed Mansfield Town for free. Pub fact: You opened up a fancy pub in Sheffield... but then sold it shortly after.

Carlton Palmer
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You got: Ali Dia

You're a legend in our eyes. You got your mate to ring up Graham Souness and say you were George Weah's cousin. The rest is history. Pub fact: You have vanished off the face of the earth, but you have a business degree from Northumbria University.

Ali Dia
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You got: Chris Casper

You're a legend in our eyes. Beckham, Giggs, Scholes... Casper. You made two league appearances for Man United in five years, and had loan spells at many a club. Pub fact: You were one of the youngest professional managers in English history, managing Bury at the age of 30.

Chris Casper
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You got: Trevor Sinclair

You're a legend in our eyes. You had a long career which included winning the Division Four playoff with Blackpool, the Intertoto Cup with West Ham, and being a runner up in the FA Cup with Cardiff City. Pub fact: You are assistant manager of Lancaster City... also making one appearance for the club on the pitch.

Trevor Sinclair
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You got: Peter Fear

You're a legend in our eyes. One of Wimbledon's Crazy Gang, you are now working as a cab driver.

Peter Fear
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You got: Gary Blissett

You're a legend in our eyes. One of Wimbledon's Crazy Gang, you were cleared of GBH after accidentally elbowing an opposition player while challenging for a header. You now live in Philadelphia where you launched a business venture called Soccer Sounds.

Gary Blissett
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You got: John Jensen

You're a legend in our eyes. After playing for Arsenal 98 times, you finally managed to get that solitary goal. There are t-shirts and chants dedicated to your goal. Pub fact: You scored one goal in your 132 Arsenal matches.

John Jensen
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You got: Dean Gordon

You're a legend in our eyes. You played for over 20 clubs in your 18 year career. Good effort. In fact, you changed club 20 times in the space of eight years after leaving Middlesbrough.

Dean Gordon
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You got: Paul Furlong

You're a legend in our eyes. You were Chelsea's record signing in 1993, signing for £2.3million. Pub fact: You scored as many goals for Chelsea as Torres did.

Paul Furlong
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You got: Francis Benali

You're a legend in our eyes. You have one of the great moustaches in football history, and you are a Southampton legend. Pub fact: In 2014 you completed a 1,000 mile journey to run to every Premier League stadium for charity. Legend.

Francis Benali
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You got: Gianluca Festa

You're a legend in our eyes. One of Middlesbrough's many, many foreign imports in the '90s, you are now the manager of Como in Italy, but we all thought you were going to be the Leeds United manager. Pub fact: You were a junior Italian tennis champion before you became a footballer.

Gianluca Festa
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You got: Steve Guppy

You're a legend in our eyes. You were a Leicester City hero in the '90s, winning the League Cup with the Foxes. Now you're on the coaching staff for the Republic of Ireland. Pub fact: You are the only player to represent England B, England semi-pro, England Under-21s AND England.

Steve Guppy
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You got: Phil Babb

You're a legend in our eyes. You were a cult Liverpool hero in the '90s, cracking your nuts on the goalpost that one time. In the '00s you invested in Golf Punk magazine and you managed Hayes and Yeading United for two years up until this season.

Phil Babb
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