Mark BosnichDavid SeamanPavel Srnicek
It was David Seaman's Arsenal kit in 1994 - the peak era of bad/amazing goalkeeper kits.
Joe HartShay GivenDavid Marshall
It was Joe Hart's England kit for Euro 2012... sadly it turned out to be a false dawn for garish football kits.
Jan MuchaAllan McGregorBrad Guzan
Jan Mucha beautifully models this garish piece of football art while on pre-season duty with Everton in 2011.
Tim FlowersNigel MartynIan Walker
This beauty belonged to Ian Walker, and was worn during the 1994/95 season for Spurs.
Euro 96World Cup 98Euro 2000
David JamesDavid JamesDavid James
Imagine pulling that kit on every weekend, that'd be amazing/awful.
Tony NormanMark SchwarzerShaka Hislop
It was the kit worn by Shaka Hislop and Pavel Srnicek in those in the heady days of the '90s.
Ludek MikloskoNigel SpinkDavid Preece
This breathtakingly beautiful/sinfully ugly kit was worn by Nigel Spink for Villa in 1995.
Paul RobinsonTim KrulDavid Seaman
This was the last garish kit worn by David Seaman, back in 2002 - when he had *that* ponytail.
Peter SchmeichelErik ThorstvedtEd de Goey
What. A. Kit.
David PreeceMatt ClarkeKevin Pressman
Yup, this kit actually existed. David tells us it's still in his wardrobe, and that not even the moths want anything to do with it.
Rene HiguitaJorge CamposPablo Cavallero
Mexico keeper Jorge Campos was famed for wearing daringly garish kits, but this one is his most famous fashion calamity/victory.
Pavel SrnicekMark BosnichEd de Goey
What a kit. What a keeper. What a haircut.
Bruce GrobbelaarTim FlowersNigel Martyn
It looks like a broken kaleidoscope...