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Why not kick off with a quote about Dicks?
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Kevin Keegan on Argentina's impressive football team:
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George Best looks back on his fast lifestyle with no regrets:
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The legendary Brian Clough reflecting on his managerial career:
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Wordsmith Lukas Podolski:
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Legendary Liverpool boss Bill Shankly after a hard-fought 0-0:
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Alex Ferguson on the first time he saw Ryan Giggs:
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Arsene Wenger on Jose Reyes' short-lived Arsenal career:
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Welsh legend Ian Rush after returning home from his spell at Juventus:
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Another classic case of modesty from Brian Clough:
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Journalist: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?"
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Liverpool's Bob Paisley on his reign at Anfield:
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Former Tottenham coach Terry Venables ensuring he wouldn't be a popular man around the family Christmas dinner table.
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Mark Viduka's twisted football logic:
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Carlos Queiroz on Leo Messi:
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Gary Lineker on the inevitability of football:
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Maths expert Ruud Gullit:
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Ian Wright on Wayne Rooney:
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The always-eloquent Jamie Redknapp:
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Garry Birtles on El Hadji Diouf:
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Mark Draper proves his geography knowledge is A+:
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Berti Vogts on how he can never win:
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And why not finish with Kammy, neatly summarising every quote in this list?
