damianarose

"Give me one good reason why any adult wouldn’t be able to prove they are a citizen" Here you go. If you give birth at home and home school your children and live in a rural area it is VERY possibly for your child to not have a birth certificate or a social security card. In fact… Read More

I met my best friend in 7th grade. I sat down at the lunch table and she came over with some of the other girls who normally sat with me. I was telling a dream I'd had, which I believe was r rated, with sexual references and the word fuck. She later told me she knew she had to be… Read More

I love this article. A girl once told me she wouldnt date me because I was bi and would eventually leave her for a man because all bi women are like that . When I tried a dating site it was a pain because I couldn't choose men and women. I am now married to a man, but it isn't because… Read More

I wear leggings and have Ugg boots, sandals and slip on shoes. I also love Gilmore Girls. I am also a plus size pagan and super liberal. Who cares? This basic shit is so dumb and seriously I know NO ONE who actually uses that term in outside the internet real world. lol

My six yr old is afraid of the tooth fairy. She has her first loose tooth and she came and told me she doesn't want the fairy to sneak into her room and steal her teeth, it's creepy. She wants to give ME the tooth and says, "You can just give me cash."

When I was pregnant with my son my five year old told me that there was a bone ladder inside me that the baby used to climb up and down and cause my problems. She then went on to draw me (all in red) the blood school he went to inside me and the blood zoo he visited on weekends.

Hey everyone thanks for all the great suggestions! I will be adding them. ;)

Its on there you must have missed it :)

When my daughter was three she used to sit in the shopping cart and point to her back and front while singing loudly "butt ,Gina. Butt , Gina. "She could not pronounce vagina.

So you should unfriend, everyone? lol