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How to Vomit Patriotism from Your Head.
Have you always wanted to draw the wrong kind of attention to yourself? Then look no further. This "conversation piece" promises to be a "swingy, beady eye catchy standout" that's also "classy by it's own sassy self". Get talked about (behind your back) while "flaunting this “after one’s own heart” object d'art."
