Feel like there’s not enough hair in your morning brew? Look no further…
It baffles me that people can be this blind to the thing they have made. I mean, come on, that egg placement isn’t just unfortunate—it’s comical.
Actually, it’s supposed to be mashed potatoes, but in crazy town mashed potatoes=extracted molars. Can you imagine your dad showing up to dinner wearing these things? It’s bad enough that the “potatoes” are tooth-shaped, but who in their right mind uses red paint for gravy? Major crafting fail.
OH MY GOD SHE IS POURING PERIOD BLOOD FROM A PITCHER AT HER CROTCH! AHHHH!!!
#winning Charlie Sheen crafts. Just when you thought it couldn’t get … better?
Once more we find proof that handmade is not only unpretty, it’s totally frightening. Especially for infants and expecting mothers.
Seriously, not even Dexter would think this was funny.
Just when you thought the adults-in-animal-hats fad couldn’t get any worse, here comes the Koala puppet hat from Australia. Not only is it an awful hat that reduces the wearer to a koala-poo, it’s also a puppet! Oh, and it’s $500.
This is an instructable for a fun, at-home craft that can be used as a gift! Great for kids! A sterile collection cup, a Playmobil wheelchair kid and a big glass of water will get you started.
These anatomically correct dolls promise to foster positive nude body image and excite self esteem. And at a cool $3500 a pop, they better!
What could it be? A tiny stick figure lifting a dumbbell? An apple with arms and legs? Nope—in Craftastrophe land, it’s gotta be something much, much worse.
I know what you’re thinking: there’s no way I’m putting that ugly bra on my boobs. Well, you’re in luck—that’s a hat.
A crazy mare, a mouse, and - Rodney Dangerfield?
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What, like you’ve never wished you had a “Hispanic baby boy…wearing a fashion forward/retro/semi-formal-casual/dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers”? Pshaw.
Craftastrophe makes a plea this morning that the world stop enabling adults to wear hats shaped like animal heads. What was once a staple of Davy Crocket hunter manliness has slowly morphed into knit cutesy dreck. Why is no one publicly shaming these confused 30 year olds with mice on their heads? It’s time for this to come to and end.
And this is what I want: two pairs of insane pants (one for my wedding. In Alabama), a giant wreath made of bar taps, and a painting of a sheep dog Johnny Depp.
What has rotating pasties, no head, and a bunch of boobies? This girl.
I present to you The Twelve Days of Craftastmas: twelve disturbing Santa crafts that leave you with a creepy feeling sure to last all holiday long!
I’m with the kid on the right. Click the link for more outfits that verge on child abuse, just in time for Turkey Day!
Is it just me, or is this the ultimate PLEASE SET ME UP WITH SOMEONE. ANYONE. cry for help?