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Bloody Tooth Cuff Link
Actually, it's supposed to be mashed potatoes, but in crazy town mashed potatoes=extracted molars. Can you imagine your dad showing up to dinner wearing these things? It's bad enough that the "potatoes" are tooth-shaped, but who in their right mind uses red paint for gravy? Major crafting fail.
