25 Things That Only Happen At Oceana
*Loses mates, gets off with a Smurf*
You always psych yourself up for a big night at Oceana.
But then you get in and you're like: "Holy shit there are a fuckload of people in here".
Which means it's not long before you've already lost all of your friends.
Because to avoid queuing again, you bought drinks in bulk.
So now you don't even know your name, let alone where you are.
You start to feel sorry for yourself, and alone, SO alone.
So you seek solace in the WKDs that are on special offer.
New mates who will no doubt end up on a keyring you purchased because you wanted to commemorate your new friendship.
Fancy dress is encouraged at Oceana.
Being reunited feels so great until one of you decides to go to the loo.
Because Oceana is just massive in every way.
You always think that the disco room is by far the best room.
Because that's where you started your dance-off.
Even at the end of the night, you still have to go to the cash machine and get ripped off.
Because even though you took out 40 quid and it's a student night, you still have zero money left.
And this is a problem BECAUSE YOU NEED A HOTDOG FROM THE HOTDOG CART.
And they sell hotdogs in Oceana because it is a wonderful place where all your dreams come true.
And even when your memory is a little hazy the next day, there will always be that lovely little reminder imprinted on your wrist.
That and smurf stains 😍😍😍.
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