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19 Things Women Who Love Wine Just Get

You live in constant fear of there not being enough wine.

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1. You're always looking for products that cater better for your wine needs.

2. And your glass always ends far too quickly.

Huh that didn't last long.... #julies25th #idonthaveaproblem #winoproblems #moreboozeplease

3. Even if you're having a big glass with some fried chicken, you still feel classy AF.

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4. But when you're trying to be healthier you know it means also cutting back on wine, which is just devastating.

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5. So you promise yourself you'll just work out more instead, because you're damned if you're actually going to forgo wine o' clock.

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6. A broken cork is literally the stuff of nightmares.

Is there ANYTHING worse than this? Why, universe, WHY?! #winoproblems

7. But you'll try anything to get it out because you're drinking that goddamn wine.

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8. You don't have much patience for people who don't understand the correct wine:person ratio.

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9. In fact your patience with wine in general wears thin very easily.

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10. Maybe it's because you live a life of constant fear.

11. Or maybe it's because wine is always on your mind.

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12. People who question your relationship with wine can fuck right off.

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13. Because they don't know that it just makes the perfect accompaniment to any activity.

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14. And can make everyday things far more enjoyable.

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15. Hell, with wine you don't even need company.

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16. You're never quite sure when it's appropriate to start drinking wine.

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17. Or how much to drink...

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18. But you've come to accept who you are.

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19. You're a woman who loves her fucking wine.

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