Buzz·Posted on 10 May 201719 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Are Annoying AF"I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rob Fee @robfee If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row. 12:16 AM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 1-year-old: *screams* Me: *picks her up* 1: *screams louder* Me: *puts her down* 1: *screams louder* 06:29 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 01:04 AM - 09 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. maura quint @behindyourback best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place" 02:15 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist 3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: "Privacy, please" 3yo: "Oh, right" *closes door* "Now we have privacy, Mommy" 08:48 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jackie Bouvier @jackiembouvier Me: Let's go to the store. 5 yo: Why? M: For food. 5: Why? M: So we can eat. 5: Why? M: To stay alive. 5: Why? M: I have no idea. 06:21 PM - 19 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. I Would Meh 4 U @TheAlexNevil Any story told by a 7 year old is technically a nightmare because you don't know when it will end. 05:06 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ash @adult_mom I tucked my kids in last night and said, "See you in the morning!" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise. 02:52 PM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell TEXTING 101 ME: Hi College son: ME: How are you? CS: ME: Are you still alive? CS: ... CS: CS: ME: I can cut off your phone CS: Hi Ma love u 12:10 AM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom My 4 year old spilled water on his bathing suit, so he can't go in the pool until he changes and this is why vodka is a thing. 12:51 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Domestic Goddess @DomesticGoddss My kids wanted a karaoke machine for Christmas-little did I know it would be for yelling in the mic "CAN WE HAVE A SNACK" when I'm upstairs. 02:37 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sarah del Rio @establish1975 I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves 04:10 PM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times. 04:37 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Sweggpants Cher @House_Feminist 1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store 07:40 PM - 31 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mumsie @MUMSIEesq 3YO: "How do babies get out of bellies?" ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: "How do babies get out of be---" 12:03 AM - 22 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sweggpants Cher @House_Feminist I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around 04:43 PM - 22 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite