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    May 10, 2017

    19 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Are Annoying AF

    "I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times."

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    If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.

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    1-year-old: *screams* Me: *picks her up* 1: *screams louder* Me: *puts her down* 1: *screams louder*

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    Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom / Famveld / Getty Images

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    Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

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    best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place"

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    3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: "Privacy, please" 3yo: "Oh, right" *closes door* "Now we have privacy, Mommy"

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    Me: Let's go to the store. 5 yo: Why? M: For food. 5: Why? M: So we can eat. 5: Why? M: To stay alive. 5: Why? M: I have no idea.

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    Any story told by a 7 year old is technically a nightmare because you don't know when it will end.

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    I tucked my kids in last night and said, "See you in the morning!" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise.

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    Twitter: @bourgeoisalien / Ajafoto / Getty Images

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    TEXTING 101 ME: Hi College son: ME: How are you? CS: ME: Are you still alive? CS: ... CS: CS: ME: I can cut off your phone CS: Hi Ma love u

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    My 4 year old spilled water on his bathing suit, so he can't go in the pool until he changes and this is why vodka is a thing.

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    My kids wanted a karaoke machine for Christmas-little did I know it would be for yelling in the mic "CAN WE HAVE A SNACK" when I'm upstairs.

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    I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves

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    I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times.

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    Twitter: @ericsshadow / Bhofack2 / Getty Images

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    1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store

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    3YO: "How do babies get out of bellies?" ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: "How do babies get out of be---"

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    I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around

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