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Updated on Sep 6, 2018. Posted on Aug 29, 2016

19 Tweets That Will Speak To You If You Think People Are The Worst

"Maybe I'm not addicted to my phone, maybe I'm addicted to not interacting with other people."

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my parents, at 27: married, with a kid me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person

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Be careful out there today. There's people everywhere

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If you'd like to be left alone just carry a doll everywhere you go.

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I act like I don't mind being alone when deep down, the truth is that I fucking love being alone

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Maybe I'm not addicted to my phone, maybe I'm addicted to not interacting with other people.

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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.

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Shout out to all the people that have never talked to me. Appreciate you.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight

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I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.

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1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

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Sorry I'm late, just didn't want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I'd be here. I'll leave early, too. Anyway what's up?

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Interviewer: "Why do you want to be a librarian?" Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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*gets Facebook notifications about birthdays* Oh look, a bunch of assholes were born today.

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There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from

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Him: You hang up first. Me: *click

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Tell me a little bit about yourself. And I mean very little. Like not even your name. In fact, why don't you just go.

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best part about making plans with people is canceling plans with people, then never having to see people

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