Buzz·Posted on 20 Jun 201721 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Why Am I Laughing, Am I OK?"Guys, I don't even know anymore.by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. yeti @Yeti_v1 07:46 PM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. rachelle mandik @rachelle_mandik the small child points to my head and chants, i want a balloon, i want a balloon, but changes her tune when i let my head float free 05:10 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Phteven @PhuckinCody ZOOKEEPER: get out of the penguin exhibit ME(dressed up in a tuxedo): no ZOOKEEPER: they know you're not their king ME: i'm coming out 11:58 PM - 26 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. trev @sploosk hello yes. i'd like to change families 10:15 PM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. village fetish @botandy the robot walks into the room & thinks 'what did I come in here for, must be getting old haha' the family are cowering behind the curtain 09:15 AM - 24 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. chairman l/mao @mbichaela me [to snail on ceiling]: ah ure a cute lil guy how'd u get up there? snail: I just want to die pls why do I have to be so sticky 12:13 PM - 13 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. georgia @georgiajacks0n when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out.. 11:55 AM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Olly iConic @Chumpstring [during sex] i can put my hat on backwards if you wanna kiss 05:16 AM - 01 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. several onions @Amusitr0n Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird 12:06 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. a @Aavaiz @Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back 05:21 PM - 21 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Flora Flora 🦄 @Flora__Flora U know how In a box of chocolates there's always one disgusting one? That was my idea, I came up w that. "Put a gross one in there" I said 01:33 PM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jon @ArfMeasures [Wife rubbing her temples after I told her how my job interview went] What...what do you mean, you "tried some breakdancing"? 10:14 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lazy dog @LaziestCanine my boys hyped me up to post this, idk i felt kinda cute, might delete later 03:01 AM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. goth as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads me: what do u mean my friend cant come in bouncer: theres no way hes 21 me: but- stuart little: dude its fine lets just go 02:05 AM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS: * Open casket * Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance * My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa 08:34 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Tim @Playing_Dad Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho 11:34 PM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Dan Duvall @lazerdoov My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing 11:59 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. goth as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads if ur man ever say the word "scrumptious" out loud in public just dump him 04:40 AM - 23 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. marko 🥀🥃 @markyannna bröther may i have some öats 03:20 AM - 11 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dan Duvall @lazerdoov *sitting in the dark at the kitchen table waiting for my wife* Hello Karen. Maybe you'd like to tell me who used all my essential oils 06:33 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Valerie @ValeeGrrl "SLOW DOWN, YOU OLD BITCH," I scream at the YouTube knitting tutorial lady. 01:36 AM - 30 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite