Buzz·Posted on 26 Apr 201721 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh For No Real Reason At AllWhy am I laughing?by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this 07:12 AM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Andy Richter @AndyRichter Free idea for a commercial for queso: a judge tries some inferior queso & says "queso dismissed!" Guys, I'm feeling pretty isolated rn 01:36 AM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. good sports doer @malt_skull [date] me *quietly*: don't let her know you miss the late winters of your childhood her: so- me: ah, the way the water flowed under the snow 03:13 PM - 18 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jared Fitzgibbon @incremus it’s a-me, 07:14 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. k e e t 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato [on phone to gf] her: "you never understand me anymore so.." me: "so what?" her: "we're breaking up" me: "i can hear you fine" 09:53 AM - 22 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious Date - "lets watch a DVD, I've got Ratatouille?" Me - "no thanks, I haven't seen rataONEille hahaha" Date - "you know what I'm pretty tired" 09:25 PM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. decent birthday @decentbirthday Dad: *hands me pen* This was your Grandpa's. He used it to write us during WWII and- Me: I lost it D: What? M: I've already lost the pen 04:59 AM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kim Monte @KimmyMonte When someone shows up to the party with the same basket as you 03:57 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. dak @daplusk [on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim 10:28 AM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS: * Open casket * Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance * My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa 08:34 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. dan mentos @DanMentos date: you didn't tell me you drove an uber me: yeah pretty sweet huh passenger: are these waters free 05:31 AM - 20 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Josh @iwearaonesie wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair 01:30 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby 06:26 PM - 31 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Don t Ask @be_yourownhero 10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone 04:43 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. marko 🥀🥃 @markyannna bröther may i have some öats 03:20 AM - 11 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Michael, still here @Home_Halfway Go on a romantic walk with her. Run your hands through her hair. Take her out to a nice meal. So what if she's a police horse, who cares 09:38 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Alleged Shark @AbrasiveGhost ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me 05:49 PM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Dan Duvall @lazerdoov *sitting in the dark at the kitchen table waiting for my wife* Hello Karen. Maybe you'd like to tell me who used all my essential oils 06:33 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. [Scooby Doo voice] @beesmygod and im falling asleep and she calling a cab while he's having a smoke and hes also a crab 04:52 AM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl [At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone* 03:31 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. several onions @Amusitr0n Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird 12:06 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite