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21 Hilarious Tweets That Are Way Too Real If You Hate Doing Stuff

"I am never happier than when something I'm supposed to do is cancelled".

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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.

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when you’re having a good time & definitely not dying inside

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your dating profile: i LOVE adventures me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next-->

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Sorry I'm late, just didn't want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I'd be here. I'll leave early, too. Anyway what's up?

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What I meant to do: 1) 50 push-ups 2) 50 sit-ups 3) 20 minutes on a bike 4) 3-mile run What I actually did: 1) ate an entire cake

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best part about making plans with people is canceling plans with people, then never having to see people

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No definition changes more as you get older than that of the word "party"

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"This is a mistake" -I whisper as I leave my house

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I know it's important to "put yourself out there," but here's my argument: what if it's annoying

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Top 5 Things I Want To Do Today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Not to brag, but I couldn't if I tried.

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*minimizes window of opportunity

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If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, what excuse would you use to bail at the last minute?

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Who the hell has the time and energy to stalk someone? I'm barely even interested in what I'M doing.

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I am never happier than when something I am supposed to do is cancelled.

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as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.

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I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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*lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down

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i only ask people to hang out when i know they already have plans

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