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sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order
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When I have no idea how to comfort my friends but I try anyway
3.
me @ $2 sandwich: It’s affordable but is it filling? If it’s filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money... me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy
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do u ever randomly “smell” a certain place and setting from a long time ago????? like of all the sudden your nose is like “HEY HERE’S A QUICK WHIFF OF YOUR KINDERGARTEN CLASS DURING LUNCHTIME” and you don’t even know how your nose saved that particular smell???????? https://t.co/AYdHa55ElR
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Me: I'm a strong and intelligent woman. Also me: Wed-nes-day.
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why do boys text you out of nowhere?? Bro we havent spoken in like 3 months whats makes u think ima text back??? Lmaooooooo ima reply tho
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me to me: damn no offense but you need to see a fuckin therapist
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Working on my five year plan: 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. And then they'll all be sorry.
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Adulthood is just clicking this button everyday until you eventually die
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this is uni
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friends: hey let’s cancel our plans for tonight me age 21: no that’s bullshit friends: hey let’s cancel our plans for tonight me now: the lord’s light shineth down upon me on this day
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someone......anyone.......please....shoot ur shot
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why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time
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Me relishing in my ideas vs my work ethic
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WHEN THE WRONG SONG COMES ON
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Does anyone else get re-annoyed? Like yeah I know it happened ages ago but it's annoying me
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me at age 8: if i eat my lunch quicker i have more time for recess me at age 28: today i will eat lunch at 10:50 and a second lunch at 3:15