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    Dec 15, 2017

    19 Tweets From 2017 That Are So Painfully Real They Deserve An Award

    "Well the series I was watching on Netflix is over so I guess I'm ready to die."

    1.

    *phone battery drops to 92%* you guys, I'm sorry, I'd better go home

    2.

    Why do I drive on a parkway but cry in my driveway

    3.

    Making a list in Word 1. Word plz make me a list 2. No wait what are you d 2. 2. wtf is this c. no this isn't what • WTF

    4.

    I know I’m getting older because my road rage obscenities are turning into things like “WATCH IT BUSTER BROWN” and… https://t.co/SYTSGpxOA5

    5.

    ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*

    6.

    me, to strangers: i just have a cold. i'll be fine me, to friends:

    7.

    You haven't really used a crockpot until you've left it in the sink for 4 days to "soak."

    8.

    [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it’s been a while since I’ve had it- mac & cheese

    9.

    We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.

    10.

    [reasons you dislike people in real life] - they are rude - they are unkind - they are obnoxious [reasons you disl… https://t.co/7dSBy7gpgX

    11.

    Ya know you’re tired when you google things that are too vague & too specific at the same time like “that soft cookie i had” & “round shoes”

    12.

    “You can stare as long as you want, I’m not sharing” - me about to give my dog half of my sandwich

    13.

    *checks bank account* *adjusts tinder age range to 55+*

    14.

    Most commonly lost things: Pens Lighters Glasses Self-respect Will to live

    15.

    do u ever choke drinking plain water and feel so betrayed

    16.

    Nothing forces me to acknowledge my own mortality more than seeing my hand skin under a Dyson Air Blade hand dryer.

    17.

    ME: *does something stupid* I hope no one saw me do that ALSO ME: *texting all my friends* Listen to what I just did

    18.

    Well the series I was watching on Netflix is over so I guess I'm ready to die.

    19.

    If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 50 years

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