Buzz·Posted on 15 Dec 201719 Tweets From 2017 That Are So Painfully Real They Deserve An Award"Well the series I was watching on Netflix is over so I guess I'm ready to die."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mark Magark @markedly *phone battery drops to 92%* you guys, I'm sorry, I'd better go home 03:07 PM - 10 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. no great matter @BringDaNoyz Why do I drive on a parkway but cry in my driveway 12:50 PM - 25 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Christopher Ingraham @_cingraham Making a list in Word 1. Word plz make me a list 2. No wait what are you d 2. 2. wtf is this c. no this isn't what • WTF 01:24 PM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 I know I’m getting older because my road rage obscenities are turning into things like “WATCH IT BUSTER BROWN” and… https://t.co/SYTSGpxOA5 03:13 AM - 10 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. mark @TheCatWhisprer ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange* 12:56 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. beth hates Pai, so @bourgeoisalien me, to strangers: i just have a cold. i'll be fine me, to friends: 11:25 PM - 08 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jourdan Stacy @JourdanStacy1 You haven't really used a crockpot until you've left it in the sink for 4 days to "soak." 01:55 AM - 10 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. bogukkah witch challenge @hellohappy_time [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it’s been a while since I’ve had it- mac & cheese 09:56 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Simon Holland @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 06:17 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. k e i t h 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato [reasons you dislike people in real life] - they are rude - they are unkind - they are obnoxious [reasons you disl… https://t.co/7dSBy7gpgX 10:56 AM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Ya know you’re tired when you google things that are too vague & too specific at the same time like “that soft cookie i had” & “round shoes” 09:53 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Josh @iwearaonesie “You can stare as long as you want, I’m not sharing” - me about to give my dog half of my sandwich 03:18 AM - 07 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jaboukie young-white @jaboukie *checks bank account* *adjusts tinder age range to 55+* 10:17 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jobim Javier @jobimism Most commonly lost things: Pens Lighters Glasses Self-respect Will to live 08:29 AM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. jomny sun @jonnysun do u ever choke drinking plain water and feel so betrayed 01:37 PM - 23 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Allison Munn @allisonmunn Nothing forces me to acknowledge my own mortality more than seeing my hand skin under a Dyson Air Blade hand dryer. 01:28 AM - 09 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. bubble girl @JessObsess ME: *does something stupid* I hope no one saw me do that ALSO ME: *texting all my friends* Listen to what I just did 03:52 AM - 18 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. elizabeth williams @Elizasoul80 Well the series I was watching on Netflix is over so I guess I'm ready to die. 06:49 AM - 03 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Hana Michels @HanaMichels If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 50 years 08:09 PM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite