1. When people don’t know how to queue properly.
2. Or worse, when they skip the queue and you have to stew silently because god forbid you confront them.
3. When someone says Nando's is "just chicken".
4. When you're on the train and there are empty seats available yet someone decides they want to sit in the seat right next to you.
5. When someone takes a phone call in the quiet area of the train.
6. When the person in front of you doesn’t thank the bus driver.
7. When someone doesn’t say please or thank you in general, because we appreciate manners.
8. When you go to the Celebrations tin that’s only JUST BEEN OPENED and all of the good ones are gone.
9. When you order a pint and it's not been filled all the way to the top.
10. Or it has way too much head.
11. When you offer someone the last biscuit and they actually take it.
12. When someone makes a shitty cup of tea.
13. Or worse, doesn’t even have any tea in their home.
14. OR WORSE THAN THAT, DOESN’T EVEN LIKE TEA.
15. OR EVEN WORSE THAN THAT, HEATS THE TEA IN THE MICROWAVE.
16. When you go to butter your bread but the butter is too hard and it rips a hole in your lovely bit of bread.
17. When someone just barely touches you but doesn't immediately look horrified and say "Sorry!"
18. When the cashier is really fast and you’ve not had time to put your money back in your purse.
19. When it's October and stores are already setting up for Christmas.
20. When it's supposed to be summer and it's only 16 degrees and there's no sign of the sun.
21. When it's actually summer weather and the sun's too hot and there's just too much sun.
22. Public displays of affection.
23. Especially on public transport.
24. A friend or colleague saying they’ll come for “one” and actually only coming for one.
25. Losing in a sports tournament even though we knew we would never win.
26. Getting the bus after a long day and it terminating just a few stops before you have to get off.
27. Your Oyster card or train ticket not registering at the barriers and having to go over to the person by the big gate to help you.
28. When you're in charge of someone's birthday card and collection and you can't find it in the office even though you JUST GAVE it to the table by the printer.
29. When someone mistakes you for being Australian.