Buzz·Posted on 12 Mar 201818 Times Women Were Sassy AF On The Internet"Men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. Yeah I came to the wrong house."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kendall Lyman @KendallLyman “Guys don’t like when girls wear sweats to class every day” well the nice thing about that is I’m not paying 11 grand a semester so Mike from physics can have something cute to look at during lecture. Now move along you’re in the way of my degree 04:37 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Iguana @kajuana_marie men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 07:33 AM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Zahra Zaraa Danejo @tinkizee2 Women are not rehablitation centres for badly raised boys 01:13 PM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kait 🌱 @itzzkait this girl at work asked me today if i’d ever date a guy shorter than me and i said “no i wouldn’t” so then this oth… https://t.co/KBlfPfYUA0 07:36 PM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. Tiffany @riptiff Girls chat: complimenting each other's selfies, sharing heartfelt mental health and relationship advice, taking eac… https://t.co/UzngT0RI7q 06:51 PM - 26 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ThatMalawianGirl @Chikoberry Forehead kisses are how men absorb all the sense in your brain. Stay woke sis 02:57 PM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Candice Carty-Wakanda @CandiceC_W I just out-manspreaded a man next to me on the tube and forced him to take up a normal amount of space, he stepped… https://t.co/nQoewKm8F0 06:02 PM - 19 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. camel potanties @jesuspinkman Girls who make the clarification that they “don’t hate all men” are feds 04:37 AM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Natalie Walker (friend of Paddington) @nwalks Being a straight man on instagram is easy heres coffee and a book. The book is by david foster wallace. Or michael… https://t.co/x3yqlrZW9Y 09:41 PM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore pretty cool how guys in romcoms are like "i'm going to the airport to buy a $3000 same day ticket to London so i can tell Rachel i love her TONIGHT!!!" and guys in real life are like "wanna come over? we can hang out. i have 2 cans of beer also pls bring condoms i dont have any." 03:51 AM - 08 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. negasonic teenage forehead @frogkage u know when a straight girl shows u a pic of her bf and u gotta be like “aw :) he’s cute” even tho he looks like he smells like hotdog water 07:15 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𝔏𝔢𝔵 ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯 @lexcanroar women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips 10:07 AM - 09 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. madison @meatymadison I never wanna talk to a straight man again 03:51 AM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. colleen smith @collnsmith Men who aren't ur bf: what kind of a fool doesn't massage & oil their girlfriend three hours a day Men who are: he… https://t.co/1VNQCMlwvm 04:25 AM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Aerin @aerincreer Boys please learn how to take selfies so I stop embarrassing myself when I show my friends your pictures. Now I gotta explain that you’re cuter in person and these bitches looking at me like I got a crush on a toad. 09:03 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Not Sara @smithsara79 Instead of Jack the Ripper, how about Jill the Ripper? And instead of murdering & mutilating innocent women, she lures dude bros into dark alleys where groups of us are waiting to tell them to calm down for no reason & to smile more 05:09 PM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore PSA: if you see a woman who is working super hard to become who she's meant to be, and achieve the things she wants to achieve, and you have nothing to add to her life, or to give back to her in any way, please just leave her the fuck alone. 03:19 AM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite