1. Well this is gonna hurt like a bitch.
2. Why are these things always in the middle of a fucking shopping centre?
3. "Oh hi shoppers! Yes please come watch me while my moustache is being threaded!"
4. Madness, but needs must.
5. I'm feeling really hot, god it's hot in here.
6. Ok I'm gonna just lie back in this nice chair.
7. This deceiving chair that is going to make me feel like I'm getting a nice facial.
8. When actually my hairs are going to be torturously pulled out of my face.
9. God eyebrow woman has fantastic brows.
10. This is why I endure this, brow goals, brow goals everywhere.
11. Yes please, just a tidy.
12. And please don't make them too thin.
13. They always make them too thin.
14. Yes I know I need to grow them out, but I also need to go out in the daytime.
15. What does she mean do I want to do my upper lip too?
16. Do I need to do my upper lip?
17. Great, just another thing to be insecure about.
18. Ok time to hold my eyebrow awkwardly and wait for THE PAIN.
19. Really should have taken off my coat before I did this.
20. SO HOT.
21. This is the worst bit.
22. THE SOUND OF THE THREADING OH GOD THE SOUND.
23. I feel like I might be a little bit sick in my mouth.
24. I wonder if this is what getting a tattoo feels like?
25. Oh fuck, I'm gonna sneeze.
26. Wait for it —
27. WAIT FOR IT —
28. Oh, nothing.
29. And now this woman is looking at me like I'm fucking insane.
30. We're not even halfway through and my eyes are watering like mad.
31. Why are people watching me?
32. This isn't a fucking show people, go buy your juicers.
33. Ok top of the eyebrow, this is always so strangely soothing.
34. Wait, why is she threading my entire forehead?
35. THOSE ARE MY PRECIOUS BABY HAIRS.
34. Hmm it does always feel so smooth afterwards.
35. I never realised how much hair I have in the middle of my eyebrows.
36. If it were darker it would be a full on monobrow.
37. Or are they just threading stuff that isn't there?
38. It does look fun to do.
39. Fascinating really.
40. Ok next eyebrow, ugh pain again.
41. Why does one eyebrow always hurt more than the other?
42. ARGH THE THREAD SNAPPED.
43. Legit almost shit myself.
44. Woman looks annoyed.
45. SORRY MY EYEBROWS ARE LITTLE SHITS.
46. I know an eyebrow trim is necessary for on fleekness but it always makes me feel like I'm my uncle.
47. The one with the back hair and the hairy nose.
48. Ugh so much hair in my eyes.
49. Yes I would like to see my new lovely eyebrows please.
50. And my double chin apparently.
51. Probably should have sat up before she handed me the mirror.
52. God my eyebrows are so on fleek.
53. Little bit thin though.